I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i drank out of a bidet.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
