Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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