Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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