so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
