Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just google imaged poop.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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