Dual....:-)
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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