I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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