school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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