i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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