I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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