You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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