How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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