I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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