dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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