Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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