It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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