Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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