god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Also, beer. Big fan.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Enjoy the penises
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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