rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She has the best kind of daddy issues
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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