She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
