Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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