Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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