glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I should be sponsored by Trojan
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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