and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
