I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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