Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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