"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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