I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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