After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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