you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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