If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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