I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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