we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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