haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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