Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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