he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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