She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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