Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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