It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Two words: nipple clamps
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