Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Randomize
