i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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