Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
please don't ironically join a cult
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