But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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