i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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