she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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