question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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