I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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