Michael Bay diarrhea
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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