it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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