Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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