I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
