I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
